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I hope Taylor Swift walks into Kim & Kayne's delivery room and is like "I'm really happy for you but Beyonce had the best baby of all time"
shit used to get serious at middle school dances when "lean wit it rock wit it" came on
Imagine morgan freeman reading you a bed time story.
Dude..she doesn't want the D, she wants your weed.
Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself.
I'm glad Justin Bieber smokes weed. At least he has one redeeming quality.
Fuck Romney and Obama. Gucci mane for president.
"fuck the police" - rosa parks
I bet Anne Frank would be pissed if she came back and saw people reading her diary.
In other news, I walked through Monroe park last night and didn't get robbed.
I hate it when they put sirens in songs..got me all paranoid haha
Can we just get an asian president already?