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If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE
1 Ricochet
2 Retrieve, rethrow
3 Line up birds precisely
4 Huge boulder
5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief
The spelling bee would be better if the kids had to say "to the" between each letter in their word.
' Śtiḷl tr̾ͪ̀́͘y̶̧̨̱̹̭ͧinǥ to ġęt ᵺê han͛ͪ̈g of twe͖͉̩̟͛͆̾ͫ̑͆̍ͫͥͨḙͯ̿̔͑̾̾ting wít̨̥̫͎h a ḟo̗uᶇẗaiṋ p҉̯͈͕en. ' .
Twitter is the best way ever invented to tell jokes to thousands of people who don't like or understand jokes.
WHOA. I am no longer the most famous Mormon to invent an always-suspiciously-absent "girlfriend" in college. http://deadsp.in/fZ5POJa
A bird just got trapped in our wind chimes and made the next Bon Iver record.
Everybody get your hurricane jokes out TODAY while it's just killing Haitians and not white people yet
Hey suns wearing sunglasses: that's not going to help, stupid. Think about it.
Nothing is stopping you victims from doing what I did: get wealthy parents to pay for a useless liberal arts degree, then go on a game show.
Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell "definitely."
Liam Neeson is here at the zoo punching wolves. Nobody knows what to do. My kids are crying.
I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.
If honey bottles come in the shape of a bear, ranch dressing bottles should come in the shape of a fat Midwestern dad named Alan.
Great, now Ray Lewis has killed more people AND won more Super Bowl rings than me. :(
Is it wrong to be sad that Brubeck died on 12/5 instead of 7/4 or 5/4 or 9/8
Ken Jennings is the author of the new book Because I Said So! Your grandma loves/hates him because he was on Jeopardy! for a long time.
