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"Come on, North Carolina! Let's go burn a witch! Be careful though... Don't want to fall off the edge of the world..."
Having passed his crazy burden to Santorum, does this mean that Ron Paul finally gets to board a ship and go into the west?
It's taken us nearly 50 years, but we've finally decided to steal *their* Santa. We're coming for you, Dropo.
It's J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday. In his honor, I will devote the next 150 tweets to describing the history of this tweet, plus 10 for a song.
I remember on the day John Lennon died, I cried and cried. I was 3. It was unrelated.
Romney stalling as he tries to pull together cash on the table offer for presidency.
I write, do interviews, co-host podcasts, plot, and sing horribly. There are people who appreciate some of those things..