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Like, if his knob touched my ba-donk-a-donk I think I'd bloody loose my kippers and mash, what-hoe. #HeyJasmineamiBritish
My penis has this awesome disco ball that rises out of my urethra it goes unce unce unce unce unce #pleaseendthislie
"Hey dad, know that hardblush comic?" "Where he sucks at video games and then cocks?" "Yeah"
I strap explosives to my Logan shrine and hit the detonator. "Goodnight, sweet prince" I say as I am buried alive in Bad Dragons/Toothless
hope in the Attack on Titan 3DS game there'll be a mini-game where you wipe away characters tears. Eren's the final stage, and you cant win
In Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises there's a scene where Batman eats every cop in Gotham alive
Do you think when Tom Hanks is doing BDSM with his wife he ties her up, spanks her, and shouts; "YOU ARE A TOY!"?
Jrapes. God. I'm just so fucking angry right now, Cab.
Microsoft turns Kami about by her shoulders, pats her on the butt and warns; "Don't spend that all in one place!"
aVATAR TE LAST DATABENDER AHAHAHHAHA
GIRLS CONFIRMED TO EXIST
Butts. God I love butts.
Wow Scarlet Johansson, you sure are good at making breathy faces like you just got done sucking a POTTS WHY ARE YOU USING THAT OLD CELL.
Avatar by @GirlieAllie! IT SEEMS THE WIND HAS BROUGHT SOMETHING UNPLEASANT TO TOWN.