Siri, is it raining?

Beerios #FailedCereals

@paulryangosling Hey girl, why I don't we bust out the TVU and probe you all night long.

@lawdood @sarahpalinusa I remember you. You were almost important, right?

The real reason @nra fights gun control: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

@majorflake @desijedeikin @legallyfond I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong? *sobs*

So according to @nra, we need to turn US into a police state so we can keep our guns to keep America from turning into a police state.

@majorflake I ♥ your brain. I've told you that before, right?

@ericboehlert @cnn @danaloesch She argues like a high school student, and not like one of the smart ones on the debate team.

OK who had "10/29/2012 1:52pm" in pool for @mittromney to change his FEMA position during hurricane?  http://americablog.com/2012/10/romney-fema-hurricane-sandy.html … via @americablog

@megan_sass Why do you have to be professional? You don't work for them. And there's no job called "customer".

@majorflake You are not a freak. You are a very adorable and very human person. Transgressive humor mixed with tremendous empathy.

@goteammegan No! Just like Emperor Palaptine, #GOP2012 feeds on that.

@majorflake It's a shovel. What's the big deal?

@citizensrock @txmattie @darrellissa No, we were lied to on Benghazi...by the GOP who said the emails contained info they didn't. #Booya

@sassers_ @signon *Blush* #RightOnSister

@mariahmaccarthy As well you should. #WeSuck

@leahbonnema Now go knock that bum into next week...cuz Mickey loves ya!

@majorflake Would never! I lurve you.

@legallyfond @majorflake @oldmanweldon @1deegirl @kelly_ong_ruiye Now?