im drinking this vitamin water and it's reminding me of how i used to sneak dimetapp for its delicious grape flavor

h8terz gone hayt

i have a new sleep habit where i'll wake up at 4 and worry about what people say about me.

lol if you don't immediately see that there is only one viable candidate running for president

my idea of fun is having mastered something.

He rolled down his window and started with the standard fare, "wtf b wassup then".

@lindsaystewart2 that song is my your ratchet

when someone offers me their music opinion i'm like 👯👯👯

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i take vitamins with my coffee *flexes arms* yeah i run in heavy traffic *cracks knuckles* i take arsenic b4 workouts *breaks neck*

this is so the new wallpaper for my bedroom http://t.co/4bqprjR6

reminder that all science is based on a priori assumptions and speculation

al bundy comes home to discover peggy cooking warm comfort food

generally, people will tell you that you can't do a thing because they see that you actually can.