I just had a dream that I met @jennyjohnsonhi5. We did some shots together. Awesome dream.

There's a girl very seriously wearing a dinosaur costume in my history class.

My grandma got this tattooed on her shoulder when she was 69. When i explained to her what 69ing was, she screamed. pic.twitter.com/Fl19P68EU5

The friend I made is creepy and a stage five clinger. :(

You've lived in a small town your entire life and dress exactly like everyone else and yet you think you have style? What?

If I ever say that I miss home, please remind me of this weekend so that I remember why I hate it here.

@cms_70 it's unfair of you to say that. Women have life long best friends as well.

Desk sizes in university piss me off. pic.twitter.com/z1vGMl8L

I just had a dream that Dallas kickley killed everyone for making fun of his Instagram picture. #badass #motherfucker

Nightmares about living in estevan for the rest of your life are the scariest.

Whipping your hair around at the bar is not classy. Nor is it attractive. Plus it leaves your neck very sore in the morning.

@willlllywonka it's been found that cell phones are covered in fecal matter. Congrats to everyone who tried this.

“@ash_ketchum151: #TextsThatLeadToSex This http://t.co/ywyxG1mZ” @kylieelizabethf

Don't waste your time trying to please everyone else; be true to yourself and you'll find happiness.