• Hola!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.

    • 1,886
    • FAVS
    SomewhereorSundaePandaFR3E_fallingUghNotAgainSteveDutzyGreeblehausBounse44EsmesMomma
    • 1,761
    • RETWEETS
    SundaePandarahmis9ReneMuller43_heyythereMr_KapowskiHardBookWormAndLive2Lovemkhelmeke
    llvvzzlawblobKalarlisSeanBlazed__CroweJamprimawesomeOhNoSheTwitnt
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Sorry I'm late, I'm not coming.

    • 2,532
    • FAVS
    SteveDutzyTHEJimmyDaltonanaksadagatKentWGrahamEnurozthejkaywayoliviamayhrajkumardevjani
    • 1,109
    • RETWEETS
    akayschneiderHaroldWNelsonoliviamayhms_escapistcalvineeterins_26EdgarAllenMoFR3E_falling
    rorynotroyRitleySammichPeachCoffinclaysummersThateverydayguygreenteam15IGotsSmarts
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Every so often I'll think, Pretty cool how you're reading my mind, just in case someone's reading my mind.

    • 1,511
    • FAVS
    GreeblehausfunnybutterNatalie_malMr_KapowskiCodyTheThielAndLive2LovegachNickC46
    • 541
    • RETWEETS
    teenflemJamesRodacyMr_Kapowskiragimyfngoatwormisomersslondon_vanessa_MarkHendricks18
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    A dude at the coffee shop said women in TV aren't as creative or as successful as men so I yelled "SHONDA RHIMES" at him & moonwalked away.

    • 1,162
    • FAVS
    Greeblehauszubaida_taAndLive2LoveMindBytesjenlaw_11kiralcariscottLaddie_McBaddie
    • 631
    • RETWEETS
    Laddie_McBaddieMestiza56spel_teenyNatasha65662314GSanfilippo77AlexandraThGr8whitestkiduloveBopeep99
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Kids, the 90s were great. There were free postcards in coffee shops & free drugs in clubs & no one took a photo of anything ever.

    • 993
    • FAVS
    mamapojosquakiessaralulu62e_hillmonKellySi24841815DangerDobermanTokuNJTGenzoid
    • 385
    • RETWEETS
    FantasticF0xxxaniramxAngelisninthWinSomeL0seSomemamapojo_Rotten_Applerona65squakies
    UghNotAgain
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    I'll be there at 9ish, heavy on the ish, know what I'm saying?? Yeah, I'm not coming.

    • 898
    • FAVS
    devamithranbanjokinkJWadeRavageEstherCWGreeblehauskatylynn7kafadeawaydaniel_frijoles
    • 375
    • RETWEETS
    JWadeRavagehannah_oakleySandyGuestNotThatNixonXxcanistayxxDenise_FeruniSushiThePenguinanyclinic
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?

    • 543
    • FAVS
    znerdforeverGreeblehausgoldengateblondSuo_Cavaliereathar351alwaysmaryanncequalliofficialNatalie_mal
    • 527
    • RETWEETS
    1ElephantsChildMudjokivisOddest_Goddessathar351ShanaIrelandMr_KapowskiPoguePhilosophyElephart
    PeachCoffinCroweJamspazrunsnylovablelucas
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.

    • 823
    • FAVS
    AntheaGrimauldiDBuesQueenEvilandSillyAdamComarow_sam_adiWICKEDTRUTH01court_a__Smelleanor
    • 208
    • RETWEETS
    monalisasssatieyKGrimKidsjbsoper365sam_triscuit_EvilandSillyWICKEDTRUTH01heyhiabby
    13spencer
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    I say "Have a good one" instead of "Have a nice day" because I'm so mysterious. One what? You just don't know!

    • 595
    • FAVS
    GreeblehausMr_KapowskiAndLive2LovegachVice_QueenNickC46MindBytesMichaelLarrick
    • 231
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historyMyFunnyRetweetDunngeonJmjuktacohimynameiswinryPix_piiericky_theherowowimsotired
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    A 16 lb. baby was born in Texas. If you eat the whole thing, your ENTIRE DINNER IS FREE, Y'ALL!!!

    • 599
    • FAVS
    fournier_rachelwifewithabsGreeblehausMr_KapowskiAggie_DolanSuvieDCsamelpanBobbyKretz
    • 224
    • RETWEETS
    BrittneyMarieMpingpongPAPComatose_BatKingWeissigruby_clairejackyardbeisbolgalaxseachildRundevil6
    ashley_barnhill
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Instead of going to Coachella this year, I'm going to braid feathers in my hair and listen to my iPod in a port-a-potty.

    • 545
    • FAVS
    Greeblehausdmc1138funnybutterpunmagnatePhillipsamaMr_KapowskiAndLive2LoveMindBytes
    • 266
    • RETWEETS
    Mr_KapowskiiNickEliaKE8SaveItForFestJ_IllunninatiDeannaPiercyDaveRodriguezzJackAConnell
    CroweJam
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Baby Boomers are from '46 to '64, Gen X is from '65 to '80, Gen Y is from '81 to '96 and Millennials are from fml to can't even.

    • 498
    • FAVS
    UghNotAgainethanraddImUrNurseOmyfidgenpetraDon_A1exmlchanbones0916roxaroodw
    • 273
    • RETWEETS
    UghNotAgainngpoulosFairest7HmlchanNick_SearleschrisilluminatiRebecca_ReneGreeblehaus
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear.

    • 586
    • FAVS
    UghNotAgainHenry_3kGreeblehausJersey4802corrupthoughtthejadebankzcassvincepunmagnate
    • 168
    • RETWEETS
    Oddest_GoddessannefiniteMr_KapowskiComatose_Batbeccabeans76fathima_Essop3xophaneMind_fukk
    MichaelLarrickthedayofthedotARobustLoofahManda_like_winerorynotroyOhNoSheTwitntMorganJ7MsCarlissima
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    I've been mouthing, "Help Me" into security cameras for years but no one has yet. :(

    • 569
    • FAVS
    austinbosleyShanaIrelandbarby_dswhereami18JohnIsStraightMr_Kapowskibella_contradaAndLive2Love
    • 184
    • RETWEETS
    oracle682__Mr_KapowskiSean_BasChelseaIngerDBwiddaDBLizGetsWeirdmadelmundAJMoorehead
    greenteam15
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."

    • 483
    • FAVS
    goldengateblondAlexxNicole22rudytootie96bails_sto734puns4pineapplesthejadebankzShanaIrelandXoxo_Emiry
    • 235
    • RETWEETS
    BrittTraywickbails_sto734Xoxo_Emiry_love_skepticbashamup88jamesmclean52TXGalFLBoundMr_Kapowski
    awescar
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Just saw this little kid try to pay for his dinner with a toy car. What a dick.

    • 554
    • FAVS
    GreeblehausMr_KapowskiNickC465haelSaor_Alba1314tequilasaltlifeMindBytesZora_d_1991
    • 152
    • RETWEETS
    brennadinetequilasaltlifeZora_d_1991MichaelLarrickevanguy93iwearaonesieJennaraterHannaface
    thedayofthedot
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    My sister is in charge of more than 30 employees. I'm in charge of not drunk cartwheeling in the street again.

    • 553
    • FAVS
    GreeblehausthejadebankzD_Evil_OverlordAsliBinLadencassvincepunmagnateMr_KapowskiTheBigPahu
    • 142
    • RETWEETS
    D_Evil_OverlordcassvinceMr_KapowskiperchicoreeFrankLWrong13iwearaonesieHardBookWormLMMeiro
    infamousone96
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    You should never apologize for your friend's behavior. Especially if your friend is me & I only wanted to touch that girl's hair for a sec.

    • 511
    • FAVS
    GreeblehausMr_KapowskiJGeilsLandMichaelLarrickxcjen22LizHackettDDebroy84ChrisPittsley
    • 111
    • RETWEETS
    usedwigs_priscillabiwearaonesiefreakydayout2____jenn_angelicMrOrenWagnerghostfeelers__Jake_Sniff
    greenteam15OhNoSheTwitnt
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Your husband's super cute, is he single?

    • 466
    • FAVS
    UghNotAgainMindBytesMichaelLarrickmrsjohngoodmaniwearaonesieHumor_FetishthisisamERICA7cydneyen
    • 137
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historythisisamERICA7cydneyenjugiearmstrongtroublewithlisaManda_like_wineBob_LawblawNickadoo
    Thrill_TweeterHome_Halfwaythedayofthedot
  • Kendragarden
      Kendra Alvey @Kendragarden

    Gym Me likes completely different music than Car Me. Car Me thinks Gym Me is an embarrassment. Home Me is drunk.

    • 419
    • FAVS
    UghNotAgainMr_KapowskiAndLive2LoveMichaelLarrickjenlaw_11Kyle_Lippertbehindyourbackmrsjohngoodman
    • 118
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historyTeeJayRushHolyToledoKaylachestercheeto05Playing_DadLechelle_SmithDDown11HeatherDeanne
    ABurgerADay
@Kendragarden

@Kendragarden
Pro

Writer (Huffington Post, Cosmopolitan, xoJane, Hello Giggles, etc.), curl enthusiast, part Ewok.

Gift_128x128

Like @Kendragarden’s tweets? Extend their Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Extend their Pro!