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Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.
Sorry I'm late, I'm not coming.
Every so often I'll think, Pretty cool how you're reading my mind, just in case someone's reading my mind.
A dude at the coffee shop said women in TV aren't as creative or as successful as men so I yelled "SHONDA RHIMES" at him & moonwalked away.
I'll be there at 9ish, heavy on the ish, know what I'm saying?? Yeah, I'm not coming.
Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?
I say "Have a good one" instead of "Have a nice day" because I'm so mysterious. One what? You just don't know!
A 16 lb. baby was born in Texas. If you eat the whole thing, your ENTIRE DINNER IS FREE, Y'ALL!!!
Instead of going to Coachella this year, I'm going to braid feathers in my hair and listen to my iPod in a port-a-potty.
I've been mouthing, "Help Me" into security cameras for years but no one has yet. :(
Baby Boomers are from '46 to '64, Gen X is from '65 to '80, Gen Y is from '81 to '96 and Millennials are from fml to can't even.
Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear.
Just saw this little kid try to pay for his dinner with a toy car. What a dick.
My sister is in charge of more than 30 employees. I'm in charge of not drunk cartwheeling in the street again.
I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, "Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."
Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.
You should never apologize for your friend's behavior. Especially if your friend is me & I only wanted to touch that girl's hair for a sec.
Your husband's super cute, is he single?
Gym Me likes completely different music than Car Me. Car Me thinks Gym Me is an embarrassment. Home Me is drunk.
When I'm meditating, I think positive thoughts like, Oooh I am such a badass for meditating.
Writer (Huffington Post, Cosmopolitan, xoJane, Hello Giggles, etc.), curl enthusiast, part Ewok.
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