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When Beyoncé licked her finger I almost turned into a puddle of goo
Can we trade the on-campus Dunkin Donuts for something relevant like a Dairy Queen?
One of these days I'm going to get around to killing Christopher
Sleepy Rachel is the most confusing/adorable thing ever
Best thing ever happened at Lakeside, somebody recognized me as Mayor... First Lakeside, next the World
I haven't laughed as much as I have tonight in ages #lovemyroommates #224
i love licking poop-covered penises!!!
Watching my grandma cook and I asked if she is just guesstimating and she replied, "Always."
Today is the last day, I'm carrying around a metal bat from now on which I will put through the spokes of any biker on the sidewalk