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Guys, Friday the world is going to end and I still have no idea what I'm going to wear.
Feelings are like herpes. I don't have them.
My liver needs a safeword.
I'd bet you would answer me a little faster if I were pizza.
I like to carry at least $250 on me at all times in case I panic and need an apple from 'Whole Foods'.
Just had a full load of mouthwash for over the 60 second recommendation, so I'm basically a Navy Seal.
I'm at my whitest when ending a conversation with ”alrighty”.
A baby just smiled at me...wow now I want a...nope its crying. NOPE.
WHERE DID MY UNDERWEAR GO?????
Day 47 on bath salts..
Remember when we had to rewind videos before sending it back, like some type of caveman?
Good people are an endangered species.
Silly me, I forgot to post my horoscope that nobody cares about.
My dad shreds birthday cards, its like who am I living with Jason Bourne??
Stacy's mom is so old by now, I'm sure she has no clue what's going on.
If you're looking for someone who can really keep their shit together after accidentally walking into a spider web, I'm not your guy.
Watching 'The Notebook' please, no spoilers.