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I believe in Bigfoot, chupacabra, lockness monster, Yeti, honest men, and other mythical creatures.
Ah, love to see the neighbors' faces when I sit on my tailgate and spend the morning cleaning my guns
If you enjoy your freedom, thank a soldier.
You people NEVER fail to freak me the fuck out. Aannnddd I like it.
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Corrupt me. Please
I still don't understand why you are there and I am here and all i can think about is us.
Every time you call me Good Girl, my desire to be bad grows stronger.
Your coldness just inspires me to be warmer.
I know Im gonna have to post this reminder everyday but.....when Im horny, there will be typos.
If there's anybody out there who don't know how you feel about them today, change that!
Dammit! If you read it, Star IT!!!!
If we go huntin' together, would you mind checkin' all of me for ticks??
I prefer humility anyday over cockiness. I also prefer you showing me instead of always telling me about it.
If I flirt or joke with you it doesnt necessarily mean I wanna fuck you.......... Most of the time.......ok very few times...but not always!
You bet your fucking ass I did it. And we both liked it.
What if I run out of honky tonks before I get over him...
Everybody is somebody's everything.
Those of you who always see my tweets, I have special rewards to folks like you.
Ladies, Always remember The charming ones are just better liars.