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"We don't use the word INSANE round here... We prefer MENTALLY HILARIOUS."
I apparently need to rethink my rule of NO television watching for my kids... Cause who's the one really suffering here.
I can hear the husband doing the dishes downstairs... I thought about helping him... and that felt nice.
I'm WAY FUNNIER than you think, and only slightly LESS FUNNIER than I think.
Walking with a limp... And not just cause it makes me look hard.
My ringtone is a recording of my girls sweet giggles... Adorable during the day, and crazy creepy at 3am.
It's hard being a snob... When your missing the loads of money part.
"on the scale of 1 to Chris Brown... How pissed was he?"
I'm super popular on facebook, twitter just doesn't know me yet.... is my new "we're REALLY BIG in Japan!"
The rule: if you see me lying dead on the side of the road. First crush iPod... So no one can find out the truth.
measuring my running progress with the amount of whistles I get.
yes, they are called skinny jeans..... but once you put them on....
Just did my second weigh in of the morning, you know the post poo one.
(you'd be lying if you said you've never done it)
Off to volunteer, and not because the court is ordering me to.
Woke confused by my pure black shoulder...Then remembered the *tiny* hole in black shirt, that I tryed correcting with a sharpie last night
HUSBAND:shirt off. ME:you're kind of a little guy. HUSBAND:In a Bruce Lee sort of way? ME:ummmmm.... Absolutely!
I'm crunkin.... Wait, what's that mean again?.... Yeah, I'm CRUNKIN.
thought living on an ISLAND would help with my whole "shopping problem" turns out this whole Internet thing has a way to buy things.
GOOD MORNIN..yep..inflated EGO still intact. I was the bartender for a bunch of sailors last night, turns out I'm what inspires the SUNSET.
I'm not necessarily competitive....... just really good at things you may not be.