cut onions into pieces / you're making pasta sauce / bit of mushroom / high heating / don't forget to add assorted seasoning - Pasta Roach

I love there are people here who understand what its like living with the joy of having read Dune

If you havin #CERN problems I feel bad fo you son / I got billions of collisions but no Higgs boson

@santinodela ok pic.twitter.com/r4y3cloD

@cool_pond bit rushed, but whatevs pic.twitter.com/DDupTeoE

A star forming. A fucking STAR FORMING #space http://t.co/SKxhQpBn

#UnorthodoxSuicideMethods disguising yourself as a particle and getting inside CERN

backlit, @dril sits alone in his cell checking his @s, chuckling softly. suddenly he stops; his face darkens. "fuckres" he says, and logs of

Bono removes eyes; sees & absorbs All Suffering. Bloated with wrongs, he leaves earth & explodes silently in space #whitesaviorselfdestruct

The British of the past were always easy to anger regarding marijuana. Indeed, their Hemp Ire used to span continents.

see a pin, pick it up, and all day long you'll have a pin

@hell_homer Rowdy Dad wanting to play catch in the park but only throws the ball as hard and as far as he can every time

I reiterate: communication fucking RULES

#tweetyour16yearoldself wtf is a tweet? what is this twitter? how are you communicating with me FROM THE FUTURE??

fuck you rampant consumerism, fuck you pic.twitter.com/QXl038vqEd

Moth sext: I am spread for you pic.twitter.com/cslXrdOg

I asked my gardener a simple question about tidying the topiary, and his answer had no bearing on my request whatsoever. Total non-secateur.

#DescribeYourselfInTwoWords fisting master

Don't Blame It On The Sunshine; Don't Blame It On The Moonlight; Don't Blame It On The Good Times- Blame It On The Culprit #truthinpop

#biggerbands marilyn mansion