.@theneedledrop reviews the new Bloc Party album, and in doing so reviews their whole discography. http://t.co/fp6anEgD

@theneedledrop I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED CAL.

I'm pretending this isn't Olympics related. RT: @bjnovak: chinese trampoline man you have my full attention

found this thanks to @nikkiglaser. She's right it is so good. http://t.co/khgmUjwu

I agree that if you don't twitter, go fu** yourself. @billyeichner #BillyOnThEStreet

@edgarwright New York's hottest club is KEVIN? KEVIN?! KEVIN?!?!

Now we're at the Redneck Games...which is just like The Olympics except with missing teeth and a lot of butt crack showing. #HoneyBooBoo

So sad to hear @brookealvarez and Thomas Pynchon got divorced. #OnionNewsNetwork

.@daviduzumeri  http://telly.com/TSLK2K 

@daviduzumeri You made it on tv, and they mispronounced your name. @fusenewsdesk pic.twitter.com/ijsHLPknyA

@johnroycomic BUT it's not in space!

@kumailn explaining the God of War story to @mindykaling is great.

Are either one of these guys going to address how they will get Noel Gallagher & his brother Liam to reform Oasis?

They're all gathered to watch #DoctorWho in 10 minutes! http://t.co/iJp4nqe2

WHAT UP FALL. FUCK OFF SUMMER.

ITS A TPS REPORT KIND OF DAY.

"I've liberated the Irish, Scots, & the Jews, now i will liberate you from your bad car loans." #LiamNissan

I'm gonna feel real bad for @breteastonellis if they don't let him write the screenplay. He's put a lot of thought into it.

hahahaha https://t.co/sI7ZK5gt

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY! RT: @uberfacts: When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.