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You can't spell Monday without Damn Yo
At work, I function best in group projects when I'm by myself.
Uncool: threatening some with blackmail
Uncooler: threatening someone with blackmale
"I don't like cocaine, I just like the smell of it"- Justin Blackmon
I will never reach the level of maturity that requires you to not laugh at things that sound like farts
This morning the gas station girl said "I like your tattoos"
So, being the conversation magician that I am, I replied
"I like your gas"
The 40-yard dash is cool and all....but when can we do the 40-ounce dash?
If Ray Lewis is a bad guy for having 6 kids from 4 women, then Clint Eastwood and Marshall Faulk must be some real sons of bitches
Don't Fear the Lemur
99 Red Baboons
I have a coupon
Boy Met World
The Curious Case of Benjamin Belly Button
The Heels Have Eyes
Fight Club Foot