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Mystery, why so sexy?
Wise men talk because they have something to say; idiots, because they have to say something.
Throwing fertilizer at people that need to grow up.
" Just want to give a big shout out to elevators . . Thanks for picking me up when im down "
That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk so you sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people.
Katy Perry, blue hair. Nicki Minaj, pink hair. Rihanna, red hair. Lady Gaga, green hair. The power rangers are back!
What more could you ask for?
Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be.
Most kids - I like to drink and smoke weed. You - When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
Q-tel " your call is very important to us, now please enjoy a 15 minute flute solo"
If you educate a man you educate an individual, but if you educate a woman you educate a family
#Ladies if he only wants ur breasts, legs and thighs, send him to kfc, don't be his value meal...
Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.
Ahmed abdulkader: 'Man City and Man United sound like gay clubs'
Follow me even though I don't know where I'm going, you won't be disappointed.