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Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. #NewAgeNurseyRhymes
"Had Rahul Dravid been born in any country other than India, he would have been much more famous than Sachin Tendulkar." - Jacques Kallis
Bad hangover. Went to sleep in democratic India. Woke up in communist China instead. #IdiotKapilSibal
#IdiotKapilSibal is the boy who gets bullied in primary, high school and college, and then joins politics to extract his revenge.
People celebrating "2nd day of 2nd week of 2nd month of 2nd year of 2nd decade of 2nd millennium", This is the 3rd millennium. Idiots!
Breaking News: #idiotkapilsibal proposes censorship bill to be called SOcial Networking Inspection Act (SONIA)
Kripya Petrol pump ke pass dhumrapan na karein. Aapki zindagi ki koi kimat ho na ho, petrol ki kimat Rs.71.97/litre hai. #JanhitMeinJaari
The one who said," It's the journey that matters, not the destination", was definitely not going to Goa.
Remus Lupin is an anagram for Primus Lune which translates to full moon. #HPFacts
चंद रुपयों में बिकता है यहाँ इंसान का ज़मीर ..... कौन कहता है मेरे देश में महंगाई बहुत है!!! (via FB)
If Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne sink off a boat, who survives? Music.
Eminem is king of rap. Justin Bieber is the queen of crap.
Suresh Kalmadi and Co. (The usual suspects) #englishtohindimovies
Boy:Main ghar chhod ke ja raha hun Grandpa:bablu tum yahan, par mummy ne to aaj jalebiyan banai hain Boy:JALEBI!! #forgottenindianads #dhara
You-Know-Who's line is it anyway? #UnlikelyHPSpinOffs
LOTR, HP, Dexter, BBT, Sherlock, A song of ice and fire, FRIENDS, JD, Old Monk, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Nirvana, Goan at heart. Wants to be Batman!