RT If you're a miserable piece of shit

I'm not leaving this chuck e cheese ballpit until there are equal rights for gays

Remember kids, never tell anyone how you feel.

Hey you know the name of that movie that depp is in? He wears makeup, plays a strange character, British accent

JOKE ABOUT DROPPING BASS


IM IN BIG TREBLE

In honor of columbus day, you should break into someone house, murder them, and claim tht you found that house and that it's now yours

"and with his dying breath he whispered 'that shit cray'

Let's get emotionally invested in one another and let each other down <3333

@skrillex I wish I could impale you on a spear made of sharp dildos you talentless fuck

Say whatever the fuck you want on here. Don't let a group of people make you feel like a bad person. They can go back to using Facebook

*signs up for twitter* choose your path.

*door 1* weird twitter

*door 2* normal twitter

*door 3* self loathing twitter

Put up a sign on my bedroom door that said "bone zone" in gold glitter letters. My mom saw it and told me to "get a job"

Wow so i got 1k followers here's the picture of my wiener I promised http://t.co/D45NiowQ

Just wanna fuck you senseless then play videogames and shit.

Now you're just somebody that I used to troll

Hey so I kinda like you and *kicks a rock* well you know I want you to be my girlfriend and stuff. I want love, affection, and anal to oral

*adjusts tie* hello im an adult
*drinks coffee* im a productive member of society *shit eating grin*

RT if you pee in the shower

Do you mind if I get a boner when we cuddle?

I can't help it, baby.

Remember when you weren't a cunt? I don't.