sometimes i wanna pull a gcc and reply to e-mails with 'confused by earlier errors; bailing out.'

one of the best moments in F1 this season. or worst, depending.  https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-DyYfgj5gUSs/UEP-vtjmHNI/AAAAAAAAIu0/6gy_vlgXfSg/s497/gif4.gif … (@jury)

Rumor has it that Apple brought @jury back just to negotiate early streaming rights for Random Access Memories.

Clearly, the right choice.

@jury Investors to $AAPL: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

@parislemon Any more open, Google would have started calling him Android.

Good ol Weightbot making an appearance on last week’s episode of Silicon Valley. (@markjardine) pic.twitter.com/lDOhbdwr

Apple logo in Moscone West, @jury in a suit, and @stevestreza in a fedora. classic WWDC moment: captured. http://t.co/koGUPdj3

“… American women increasingly dislike their bodies and misjudge what men like in women.” #surprise http://t.co/uhKObOhI

@jury come out with your contraceptives on the ground and your hands up.

Never heard that LLVM got the 2012 ACM System Software award.

Most impressive.

ERMAHGERD NERBERSKERRRRR KERNHERSKERRRRRSSSS

I kind of want to read or hear everything @realdlhughley has ever written or said. Always so funny, but more importantly: insightful.

@trojankitten Don't forget RIM. They had a pretty bold vision for their video: a future where they still exist.

This lil guy was around Potrero Hill last night… could be in area or southern SoMa  http://sexpigeon.tumblr.com/post/50639695335/morris-is-missing-he-ran-out-of-the-house-he-was?utm_content=bufferf33cb&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer …

I’ve been using Kaleidoscope 2 for a few weeks. It kicks ass. You should try it.  http://www.kaleidoscopeapp.com/beta 

1969: “We’re on the moon, bitches!!!”
2012: “We are fairly sure we have observed a particle consistent with a theorised one. Probably.”

BOOM HEAPSHOT

I don’t even know if an appropriate and sufficient punishment exists for Kermit Gosnell.  http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/us/kermit-gosnell-abortion-doctor-found-guilty-of-murder.html?_r=0 …

No thigh gap looks as good as mental stability feels.

Check out the hotness that is Eventbrite 2.4 for iOS!  http://itun.es/i6JM5hz