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I just climbed into my bed LIKE A DINOSAUR. But it was completely on accident.
And Then Parks and Rec Made Me Cry: a short story by Kiera Jo
I can't wait for Valentine's Day to be over. And not because I'm a bitter single--I'm just excited for all the discounted chocolate!
I've stored up many a precious treasure of a quote from a call today. I'll gradually release them to the public w/the hashtag "KarissaGem".
"My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING."--Tina Fey #Bossypants
"To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair."--Tina Fey #Bossypants
You know when words look really weird if you think about them too much? That just happened to me with the word "knowledge".
One word. Four letters. One syllable. Noun. Rhymes with 'heard.' Begins with 'n.'