I met Ev IRL. And he was a stick figure. @ckxcore @thejealousone @peterjkuo @supersharayah @evmoneytv http://twitpic.com/5zwz07

"His hair's soft.I recommend touching it. It's special."~@howardrebecca "You lather, rinse, repeat don't you?"~@thejealousone (on @papsicle)

"Every second I am not talking to Charlie... is a second I would like to be talking to Charlie."--@realjohngreen (@coollike)

@booksandquills :D http://t.co/kSbkzu1X

Only two of these fine men are gay. (@ckxcore @thejealousone @peterjkuo @evmoneytv ) http://twitpic.com/5x78ze

I just climbed into my bed LIKE A DINOSAUR. But it was completely on accident.

Also, FREAKING GOOD DEAL. First 6 Harry Potter films on DVD for only $24! http://dft.ba/-HPDeal (link via @theamberyone ) ENDS AT MIDNIGHT.

And Then Parks and Rec Made Me Cry: a short story by Kiera Jo

Have you seen my super awkward collab with rebexington (@howardrebecca) yet? http://t.co/k0TCEUcC #Fizzylimpics

@aaamerah I EAT YOUNGER SIBLINGS FOR BREAKFAST.

I can't wait for Valentine's Day to be over. And not because I'm a bitter single--I'm just excited for all the discounted chocolate!

Puppy now cuddling my lap. http://t.co/sNrHBUHV

@howardrebecca No one said the 50,000 words had to be real words... Directly from my novel: "dfa jkjadfk fjasd fl dfa jadfadfs weiu eiuwap"

I've stored up many a precious treasure of a quote from a call today. I'll gradually release them to the public w/the hashtag "KarissaGem".

ME: *blows nose* @tayls1993: Do you need that? Are you going to throw it away? Because I'm getting kind of hungry. #HomelessBatman

7/26/2011 Totes hangin' out at the beach! (@evmoneytv @supersharayah @peterjkuo @thejealousone @c... http://dailybooth.com/u/alub9

"My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING."--Tina Fey #Bossypants

"To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair."--Tina Fey #Bossypants

I just got to talk to @thejealousone, @chateauofadoubt, and @supersharayah on the phone. They are lovelies! <3

You know when words look really weird if you think about them too much? That just happened to me with the word "knowledge".