@santa_st_claus you poor fat bastard.

In defense of Feaster, if Flames were acquiring JBo, would you want him to give up Sven & a 1st? No? Then why the hell would St. Louis?

If the 1st is conditional, Feaster got fucking hosed. Way worse players have pulled way better returns at the deadline. Rental or not.

Seems like Kipper just wants to stay put and close to his family and possibly close out his career in YYC. Everyone needs to simmer down.

@hockeynight he's 20. That's what. Give him a break.

God DAMMIT I hate the Red Wings. It's like the same boring record playing over and over and over.

Sometimes I Google Earth the Pacific Ocean and zoom in on tiny tropical islands. That's the same thing as vacationing, right?

Iginla is Forever Alone. 16 years with the Flames, no franchise centre. Goes to Pittsburgh, Malkin & Crosby get injured immediately.

@nhlflames @theofleury14 retire Theo's number while you're at it.

Pretty much a slam dunk the Oilers halt Chicago's streak tonight. That's just how she goes.

Why are we so outraged over horse meat? Because horses are cuter than cows? If you're a carnivore, be committed to it. ASK NO QUESTIONS!

Boy Backlund has had some shit luck in his pro career. Once again, building steam and confidence, then gets injured.

My only advice for everyone today: Don't be such a dick.

I didn't have twitter while the power was out, but I still tweeted. #crazybored #justcrazy pic.twitter.com/iMx4O4y1

I forgot double tapping the iPhone space bar creates a period. This changes everything.

At any rate, the talent pool for production people is a little thin around here, which might mean a very busy fall for yours truly.

@mediocrehuman boo fekkin hoo, show us your tits.

Think of it this way, now we have a chance to see Vancouver destroy their own city again...

A&W still has basically the best burgers on the planet though. So there's that. @awcanada

I love how every time there's a long weekend, seemingly half the people in this county take most of the week before off as well. #SoSlow