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Most people can't handle freedom. Without the enforced structure of debts, obligations and a job, they would self-destruct.
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The greatest tragedy of society is that having children is perceived to be a right no matter how ill-equipped you are to raise them.
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Porn star claims Tiger Woods got her pregnant - twice. Shouldn't someone teach those innocent porn stars about contraception?
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If you look around you and see only happiness, you aren't looking very deeply.
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Society is built on a delicate web of withheld information. Speaking the truth in the wrong circumstances can be as destructive as any lie.
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Humor is an escape, but it can also be a prison, especially if you are expected to be funny on demand.
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The maintenance of social order depends not on justice, which is unobtainable, but the illusion of it.
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A natural corollary of freedom is loneliness.
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Nothing says Christmas like festive holiday products made by Chinese slave labor.
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Isn't addiction treatment just another form of addiction? Isn't it just shifting responsibility for the problem to someone else?
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Intelligence is not a talent but a choice.
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There is no limit to the cruelty you can inflict on others if you believe you are merely defending yourself.
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When you dedicate your life to a single medium (music, photography, writing, etc), you end up with fine technical skills and nothing to say.
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Religion is one opiate of the masses. Another is humor.
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Everyone remembers the actor who uttered the famous line. No one remembers the screenwriter who wrote it.
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The funnest part of Celebrity Douchebag Rehab would be watching the douchebags admit they are douchebags.
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Fame, money, beauty, power: all can form a bubble around you that isolates you from accurate information.
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See the SkyMall™ catalog in the seatback in front of you for some of the world's most burdensome and unnecessary products.
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Our modern economy is powered by the delusions of people who have enough money but who think they need even more.
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Youth is a period of joyously going about getting yourself trapped.
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