The number of times you can watch Mean Girls: The limit does not exist. #MeanGirls

SIES! *Vomit* RT @sigh_says: @kimkharwastan @avish_karr Ermahgerd. RT @sachinrampy: Deon Govender is a legend :D

RT @the_separatist_: RT @harbingerr: This is so fucking stupid.

Fuck You RT @verifieddrunk: Miserable people live longer.

My dog #Bella (not named after that emotionless freak from twilight) had 4 puppies today! I watched the birth! #Awesome #SoProud #Cute

Fuck tryna find love in a hopeless place. I rather find alcohol in a happening place.

People don't change they just start showing who they really are.

@khayadlanga I encourage it. Its healthy. Besides, if he wanted to be with those beautiful female friends, he wouldn't be MY boyfriend. :)

When I grow up, I wanna be a fax machine

RT @verifieddrunk: I'm to the point in life where I feel like a piece of shit for taking a nap. And breathing.

#BirthdayWishlist - SEX!

So apparently touching a cockroach "GIVES YOU BLACK PLAGUE AND YOU DIE!!"...

Im an international cross traveler ... Making countries my bitch  http://lockerz.com/s/276788179 

Women in glass houses , should dress in the dark

2 weeks, and this mother fucking expensive time of year is over with!

Thank fuck!

OMF! #ThankYou @5fm & #BigConcerts for bringing @eminem down to SA next year! Woohoo #Eminem2013SA #DreamComeTrue

RT @supersetta: “@famousquotesnow: "Never underestimate the power of a morning blow job." - Dalai ...  http://m.tmi.me/yerrl 

Happy birthday @flex_zn RT @definitelyadbag: RT @shewanttheedick: If she's hungry for pizza, you better D'liver it.

Hide the cum stains on ur jeans like a boss

RT @thegirlchapter: RT @diaryofhumor: I want to high five your face with a stapler