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The number of times you can watch Mean Girls: The limit does not exist. #MeanGirls
My dog #Bella (not named after that emotionless freak from twilight) had 4 puppies today! I watched the birth! #Awesome #SoProud #Cute
Fuck tryna find love in a hopeless place. I rather find alcohol in a happening place.
People don't change they just start showing who they really are.
When I grow up, I wanna be a fax machine
So apparently touching a cockroach "GIVES YOU BLACK PLAGUE AND YOU DIE!!"...
Women in glass houses , should dress in the dark
2 weeks, and this mother fucking expensive time of year is over with!
Hide the cum stains on ur jeans like a boss