Realized: Maybe we should've called them "IF you're skinny jeans..."

You know its Spring as the pollen levels are so high that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed... hahaha

FACT: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, a hipster probably bought the soundtrack.

True love... #GOLD http://t.co/aGvU6MGV

#FF Hilarios @countesscupcake @sdubreturns @xx_jeano_xx @haztweetz @hammmlet @betty_boo_69 @getban @kasebeats @grantis13 @tha_kid_oldwun

#FF @countesscupcake @kasebeats @xx_jeano_xx @ruinz @haztweetz @hammmlet @betty_boo_69 @getban @grantis13 @tha_kid_oldwun #GCs

THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.... http://twitpic.com/5lt2fh

Looking for a love nest for me & my beau... both exciting & tedious at the same time... #NextStepProblems

Great night @ Kora & Shapeshifter yesterday, good times with great people @drnataliegrace @nammykingz pic.twitter.com/nKKFBiCj

A retro game with a slight twist... #SniggerSnigger http://t.co/bPXQ7kbp

Care for those who care for you, forget about the ones who don't...

NEW LAW... ARE YOU READY? http://t.co/JXS3t61E

Morning all, let's have a moment of silence for all those stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationery bike...

Definition: Sarcasm (noun) - Saying exactly what you mean.

Fact: Whatever doesn't work will magically be fixed as soon as you try to prove to someone that it is broken.

#FF POTW @countesscupcake @haztweetz @grantis13 @kasebeats @sdubreturns @hammmlet @getban @jessicamelbs @imogened

#FF good sorts @sdubreturns @countesscupcake @grantis13 @kasebeats @hammmlet @betty_boo_69 @xx_jeano_xx @haztweetz @jessicamelbs

@grantis13 my moto is if they're willing to do it in public it's fair game #evillaugh

It's officially the weekend and that gets... pic.twitter.com/ibQY8bu7

Life is like sex. You can either lie back & let it screw you. Or u can get on top of it & ride the hell out of it "Gangnam style"! haha! ;0P