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Realized: Maybe we should've called them "IF you're skinny jeans..."
You know its Spring as the pollen levels are so high that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed... hahaha
FACT: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, a hipster probably bought the soundtrack.
Care for those who care for you, forget about the ones who don't...
Morning all, let's have a moment of silence for all those stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationery bike...
Definition: Sarcasm (noun) - Saying exactly what you mean.
Fact: Whatever doesn't work will magically be fixed as soon as you try to prove to someone that it is broken.
Life is like sex. You can either lie back & let it screw you. Or u can get on top of it & ride the hell out of it "Gangnam style"! haha! ;0P
Media girl. Deskjokey of everything. Loves: Loud music, dancin till ur feet get sore, kittehs! Wine, Patron! Spontaneity & randomness, fashion & laughter