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Happy Friday Bisshes! May your weekend be a haze and the pics never made public!!
My liver hurts!
Drankin' it up at the Houston Rodeo Cookoff!! Fire In The Hole!!
I think I had 2 to many Margarita's!!!
Happy National Margarita effin' day!!
Sometimes....the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person...is just bat-shit-crazy!
Well hello, lover!! ~Me, to my phone..
Ok, ok, so maybe it wasn't a greatest idea to freak out on 22yr son covered in hickies while the girl was still in his bedroom!
Yes! That flirty young HOT ass bartender just pulled me in the bathroom & kissed me! It's not the tequila this time, guys! Girl Scouts Honor
<<<<< Shit Creek Survivor!! Paddles for sale!
I bet you shower naked. SLUT!!
Me getting out of bed today is brought to you by FRIDAY!!!
Roll Tide Roll!!!
The best relationship advice I can give you is make sure you are the crazy one!
Dear, yoga pants & big tshirts, thanks for being there for me.
Sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it.
I am from the south. Honey Boo Boo is also from the south. Read my lips, we are in no way the same!!!
Crazy insomniac blonde from TX, repeat myself, hypochondriac, loves pink, I repeat myself, did I say that already? semi-serious road rage, Shh.. I say bad words