This dog is 'inbred' http://t.co/BM5jqQWX

I smell Friday

I think tiredness is as bad as drunkenness when it comes to emotions! It sucks!

I have my red shoes on. If I say Barbados 3 times...do I get to go there??

Fate has dealt you a cruel card my darling. I will remember you. Nothing is more depressing than an unpopped popcorn kernel

Normal size mars bars make great king size mars bars for dwarfs or fun size mars bars for giants

Not up on all the US election stuff! Way too complicated and living in N. Ireland sometimes politics is last thing I want to read about!

@corey_haim_ @saraespivey Dream Machine??? #CoreyFacts

#MyWordOfTheDay Deoxyribonucleic
(was to be 'moron' but thought I'd stir it up a little)

My word of the day: Turd

@meaganbb1 Quite sentimental coming from someone who calls themselves MeagaMelons!! Lol

Unless you like the sea, Yorkshire or sport your better off making a start on that knitting pattern tonight #olymics2012

@seanvandaleyes Why is it St Patricks is celebrated more across the world than here in Ireland? Because we celebrate EVERY DAY lol

Love London. Once climb Great Wall of China we will be back! Oh yea!

3000 tweets. Mmmm, now how can I celebrate @bashfullsmile ??

@seanvandaleyes If I bumped in to u in dark alley I'd probably curl up real small, hold my breath and pretend I was invisible #scaryas

Late V supper. Looks a mess but sirloin is amaze. Yum http://t.co/DJjmPGaS

@dadbeard found you a new profile pic! http://t.co/ckjM9RdT

Obsessed with 'One Born Every Minute'.Convinced the ladies are all too dramatic and childbirth is more like shooting a bullet out of a gun🔫

Loosing your work mobile = loss of a limb