If Kobe, Chris Paul and Dwight Howard are on the same team they might as well not have an NBA Season. Just Lakers vs Heat best of 50.

Fuck is Almond milk? Almonds aint even got titties.

Let's be real, If Halle Berry and Alicia Keys can get cheated on, why in the hell would you think your attractiveness would matter?

#WhosDumber? RT @atrain314: its SICKER cell you idiot RT @razorramon Does TBoz still have single cell?”

How Romney lose the state he is Governor of? Thats a fail aint it?

"Excuse me officer, my wife just beat my ass and I need a new Avi. Can you take this pic right quick?" ~@deionsanders

Whats that Lassie? Timmy is drowning? In the Pussy? pic.twitter.com/klBBPJExY7

Yo this nigga Mr Marcus said "I'm sorry... It was unprofessional" regarding starting a syphilis outbreak LMAOOOO

UNPROFESSIONAL MY NIGGA?!? Answering your phone in the middle of a meeting is unprofessional. You infected people with an STD my dude.

Why is Wiz Khalifa dressed like Lie Detector results?

#HoodEmailAddresses BallinOnABudget@NetZero.com

#StillFunny RT @idisrespecthoez: Cant fuck a bitch in her intelligence. RT @jfkofthecpt: Intelligence is sexier than a fat ass

If you think College isn't for you, fine. But don't poison the youth with your general ass underachieving statements of personal Failure.

Chris Brown can't be a thug until he gets into a fight with a dude. This nigga 1-0 against Caribbean Women acting like Rocky

Kevin Durant and D.Wade lowkey gay for dreaming about each other.

The 3 Little Pigs were all mexican in case you were wondering. Building whole houses wit no tools nshit.

A Job Application, Niggas gonna be scared out they mind. RT @ghostwritamusic: What you finna be dressed as for Halloween?

Rihanna #ThatsYouHuh in the Lambo had a scuffle huh, lost cause u didnt have the muscle huh, died yo hair red & now u look like Knuckles huh

Dora is a Drug Dealer, Swiper is a Crooked Cop and the "exploring" aint nothing but her expandin to other Markets. Dora thinks she Big Meech

I wanna call 911 and panickly say THEY SHOOTIN! When they ask who? Imma be like "Made You Look, now you a slave to a page in my rhyme book."