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Life's not an adventure. You're not a super hero. No one gives a fuck what you think. Just shut up and read the caution labels on stuff.
"Excess is a seductive bitch..."
I love you more than John Travolta loves to make us believe he has real hair.
I love that really cute thing you do when you go away and never come back.
I like my steak medium rare and my blow job well done.
There once was a man from Nantucket.. I am that man.. and this is my story..
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