Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
All this time I'm wasting here in life now I'm going to make up for when I get the chance.
Asking me to pick one song as my favorite, is like asking a crackhead to pick one crack rock as their favorite.
People want to celebrate with me for being here for five years and all I want to do is leave and go back home.
Some of you have the best smiles a girl could look for in a fake Avi.
Let's role play....
You play dead and I'll be happy.
Wore my new crocs just to kick you in the dick
Aaaannnnnnd here come the going to work an hour early tweets.
taste the rain, bro
You're hint that I want sex is I'm breathing.
I don't rely on my excuses. I rely on my alibis.
I prefer women doctors because surprisingly they're more sensitive towards men...
I prefer women lawyers because women love to argue.
The fastest way from point A to point B is sleep.
If I did what I wanted to do I'd probably be facing multiple charges in court, so NO I won't do whatever I want.
I am sort of a Phantom in life who has lost all beginning and end, and who has even forgotten his own name.
Don't make someone a priority in your life
If you're only an option to them.
Cry, but from good sex.
The future is bright because it's on fire
So that’s how it’s going to be. I’m going to leave myself as open as a church door... No pretending from me. Not now, not ever.
I won’t apologise because I miss you, or say I love you, or text you first.
I'm all yours, and you should hear it... Again and again.
I bet Piston Honda would beat the shit out of Mike Tyson now
There once was a man from Nantucket.. I am that man.. and this is my story..