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Thinking it might be a good time to jump online and play some Splatoon.
Around 1 out of every 3 Wii U owners worldwide now has a copy of Splatoon
In Japan, around 50% of all Wii U owners have a copy of Splatoon
Discovered that crocs originated in Canada and I've never been more ashamed.
I stay away from people who..........That's it. I just stay away.
Putting on my brave face and kicking this dark day square in the dickhole....
Of all the bars in this town, this chatty psychopath had to walk into mine... 😩
You lost your virginity in an abandoned trailer in the woods didn't you?
The world may have kicked my ass today, but I'll bet it enjoyed the view...
seduce me with your surrender to nature
I don't call them vegetarians, I call them poor people.
seduce me with your sustainable off grid living
Seduce me with your natural building hybrid techniques
My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.
Shout out to my upstairs neighbors for talking to each other with megaphones.
Don't you dare ruin what we have by being honest
The only inside joke I use is my humor to get inside of her.
You're only "too trusting" if someone betrays you. That's reflective of their character, not yours.
People who steal tweets also steal socks from your dryer. Now you know where they go. Busted.
Ice cream should be free after 3 AM
I can't understand both these feminists & masculinists. For fucks sake, evaluate a crime based on facts & not genders, be it male or female.
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