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Oh you know, having a panic attack because KIDS EVERYWHERE.
I'm eating nuts for lunch. It's... Nuts!
Just came back from chivalry's funeral.
I wonder how any plastic fruit stickers I've eaten in my life.
I swear, some of these "kind regards" are neither kind nor regardful.
Took my shoehorn to the elevator today. So yes, make it a double barista.
Showed someone a pretty decent photo of myself. He says: "Wow, if I didn't already know you I would actually think you're hot!"
Just sat down in this ramen place and I Will Survive started playing. I feel at home in so many ways right now.
Went to a burger joint that had the worst ventilation earlier. I've gotten 3 compliments on my cologne so far.
Everyone's back from vacation. Feels like the first day of school without the cool new supplies.
Out of the corner of my eye this man was being super rude on a full subway train but turns out he was just fuzzing with his fanny pack.