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You know what co-worker? I disagree with you. It goes with everything in my wardrobe, snark is a GREAT colour on me.
They told me I was the least hideous guy in the building, then some men walked in, and they said I was one of the top 5 least hideous guys.
'Tis the season to be bombarded by Black Friday spam emails.
Oh great, I ran out of fake laughs and it's not even noon yet.
Walked into a conversation as someone said "two words: anal leakage". That instantly became my favourite conversation of 2013.
Hunger Games? More like hold-your-pee-for-two-and-a-half-hours-and-hope-your-bladder-doesn't-explode games !
It's that time of year where you secretly change your co-worker's radio station when they're in the bathroom because Xmas music already!?!
Please print this letter size. You mean, illegal size? And then I laugh and laugh and stay single.
My name is King and I rip tiny corners of Bounty for those small small spills.
I'm packing for a move and can't throw out one single childhood toy. Thanks so much for turning me into an acute hoarder Toy Story 1, 2, 3!
Oh ya? Well, what if I'm SO awkward that I've reached the full circle and became not awkward at all huh? Have you thought of that? HUH?
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