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Once again, I had to send myself flowers and chocolates for Administrative Professionals Day.
I'm always able to re-read a job description until I find enough reasons that it's not a good fit so I can get out of working on my resume.
Mandatory 1 hour health & safety online E-module? Sure, I'll do it right after I slit my throat.
It's weird that medical popsicle sticks are called tongue depressors because if anything popsicles are tongue anti-depressants.
Apparently my "Improve Your Communications Skills" course was cancelled and nobody even knew about it.
-my life to me, everyday
Co-worker back from vacation and her sunburnt boobs are peeling all day and she told me because she said I'm really good at keeping secrets.
Still waiting for that streetcar named Delayed.
I'm eating a cupcake in a mall food court. This is important.
This lady asked me to watch her burrito when she goes to the bathroom. Right, cuz that's what I'm going to do, WATCH a burrito.
Just got compared to the backside of a cardboard box because apparently we're both loose bottoms.
Spring my ass. My defrosting snot just dripped on the keyboard.
Just did a couple of coffee creamer shots and realized they've expired. And now we wait.
Watched Mildred Pierce again last night and now I'm craving fried chicken because my mind pretty much works like that.
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