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My voice cracked as I said "Moi ??" and sounded exactly like Miss Piggy.
Monday morning before coffee, I'm walking around the office like I'm Kim Novak.
Cute guy in this diner is spanking the ketchup bottle and I'm doing that Meg Ryan thing in When Harry Met Sally.
Annual physical, fingers crossed I can fill a cup with pee on command!
Who would ever staple something with the staple curled out? Why is this option even available? This must be a stapler industry inside joke.
Forgot my metro pass so I had to use a token like a common person.
"Don't make me punch you in the documents!"
-Me, holding a hole punch
The Iambig Pentameter is like the Iambic Pentameter only curvier.
It's one of those sitting-in-a-slow-and-crowded-streetcar-Thai-takeout-on-my-lap-gradually-warming-up-my-groin-area kind of night.
I forgot what the sign language is for "stapler", but if it doesn't look like air squeezing an orange I'll be pretty upset.
Coffee boiled over in the microwave because I was too consumed with my own reflection on the door. Oh well, someone can clean up the mess.
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