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  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    The 70's called. They built a time phone.

    • 1,785
    • FAVS
    isaacmnelsonbobsacamano420dessykinssressijicksfiligreegoosedrewjandaJeremyCoenlalalalaurara
    • 1,684
    • RETWEETS
    JeremyCoenecho4hSkunkolaZaerionKThunder5000point9repeatingcourtneymurrhkyarbies
    shy_bonerSpaghettiJesuskeplyqOhNoSheTwitntburgerkrangweinerdog4liferare_basementvitaminpvladchoc
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    Three steps to academic respect:
    1. Go to library
    2. Open all the books
    3. Be like 'These are wrong.'

    • 708
    • FAVS
    Navy_Bean_Soupleifromloihiwilder_mennadamstwittahjortaydavis______amnamalsDavid_H_CormierDanDaviz
    • 632
    • RETWEETS
    bcstrubbergRhetSciExplorerMarvelous_MaliasmcginnisyerpalmildsaucebotandychristinawilderCountMackula
    trash_sleeper
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    I scream. You scream. We're all screaming. This is awesome.

    • 397
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    MarkoESQkawlenzhairsid_pinkkomorebihuelilhussyLastMermaidAaronCT123jessa_marie_______
    • 178
    • RETWEETS
    casciatosid_pinknumbjpglilhussytrash_lizardkeeganttsjessa_marie_______VeldaHamm
    EatingZebras______
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    What if Aliens are just really into our butts? What if humans have the galaxies top butts? Great job everyone.

    • 273
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    botandychristinawilderCountMackulaPretzelNYDanKCharnleyMayginTeaGee_Thats_Dumb____HugeButtGuy______
    • 164
    • RETWEETS
    ErnieearlCountMackulaMonstrs_Inc______discoburgerglhrmdrapostrophebeatssamingtonhaysJordanSenpai
    chrisjooniorshy_boner
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    I apologize sir but we're all out of Mohicans.

    • 257
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    salamingiaEllequencenittunisiaspeevischristinawilderCountMackulaDanKCharnleyapostrophebeats
    • 99
    • RETWEETS
    nittunisiatannercpuckettspeevisCountMackulaapostrophebeatsFavstar250hannahsmothers_curran_brian______
    Blarebare
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    What am I doing today? Well I forgot my headphones so probably murders.

    • 273
    • FAVS
    botandychristinawilderCountMackulaAvMoapostrophebeatstnylgncrylenolFunkPenguin______
    • 79
    • RETWEETS
    daniyasaurCountMackulasamingtonhaysOddest_GoddessSideBurnykitzahphrenicFavstar250LedTheZep________
    tigersgoroooar
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    'I'm feeling a little horse'.

    It's called a pony and I would be more comfortable if you left my farm now sir.

    • 229
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    botandyCountMackulaDanKCharnleyCordelFintonapostrophebeatstnylgnkay_dubbleFunkPenguin______
    • 88
    • RETWEETS
    CountMackulaburgerkrangapostrophebeatsSideBurnyHyperEntitykitzahphrenicChloeGerhardsonSorrySight_
    TheFroyoMonster__
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    Hot tubs are great for when you want to feel like you are the main ingredient in a soup no one wants.

    • 190
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    uhohwowzettereilynchscigarettenikepinksunriseKali_Murabizarrequotesbambarellamannyv11b
    • 125
    • RETWEETS
    RenzSiniscalchiUnhingedBlahabaldwin_alexcatpineappleChipmunk_chessbotandylaurs_ulrichCountMackula
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    I want a burger or an emotionally satisfying life.

    • 224
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    botandyCountMackulamattstark127apostrophebeatstnylgnFunkPenguin______SideBurnyburgerkrang
    • 81
    • RETWEETS
    CountMackulamattstark127EvilCentaurapostrophebeatsSideBurnyStephieDarlinLaurenOConMutatedSushi
    Cocaine_Dealer____
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    If the plot of Fresh Prince had been reversed and Carlton had to go live in Philly it probably would have been on HBO.

    • 191
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    botandyCountMackulatammy2lipsFeelinGlayishdragnutzackjmosleyHayyumsKyleTregurtha
    • 109
    • RETWEETS
    MisterAntsCountMackulamisadesumaryburgersnegaversacebananabelleHayleyLeierNachoHombre
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    #TupacHologramOffStage Tupac's Children run to him excitedly, he goes to hug them as they pass through him into Dr. Dre's waiting embrace.

    • 143
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    macjackgregormonkeysricecoldriceysantiedyestarchildMagnumPBJ________saltzeBassoonJokesseveral_dollars
    • 154
    • RETWEETS
    BongVivantAssemHeibaMagnumPBJ________KoktapusLherosdelacoteapostrophebeatsJamieStanWatsonDamnItBenny
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    A Pregnant lady in a sleeping bag is pretty much a turducken to a bear.

    • 179
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    HelloGallopaigew_128bitgunapostrophebeatstnylgnjefftminstonChrisTraumamajordunbar
    • 112
    • RETWEETS
    mr_opelousassunflowercat_MasonProbably8bitgunmckennajudgeapostrophebeatsobviouseyesredheadfantasee
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    I've got a raging hadron. For science.

    • 220
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    Monicann86CountMackulaapostrophebeatstnylgnChrisTraumaSideBurnyburgerkrangdeKenstruction
    • 64
    • RETWEETS
    CountMackulaSideBurnytoots_mahuvamarlespomitnichtenkitzahphrenicVikesh_V__________KayArePea
    vladchoc
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    BREAKING: Republican nomination clinched by dog wearing sunglasses who wandered into a debate. Crowd could not stop chanting USA. #PrezDog

    • 145
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    TheSwanDonCountMackulaapostrophebeatskitzahphrenictnylgnjohn_stalvernprofessorspargocolburn918
    • 115
    • RETWEETS
    TheSwanDonCountMackulaitsok2bdumbntwrJordanSenpaiMonsieurCleangrumpylibrariankittycat821kiowuh____________
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    The boy who cried wolf should be renamed 'The town who let a little boy be eaten by a wolf to teach him a lesson.'

    • 121
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    mondraconhfmezanikepinksunriseflashemberkykymcdnyx00c_frank96grittysurreal
    • 131
    • RETWEETS
    DaniLeElleBlancmondraconbotandyYoJaalzCountMackulamonsterfiskSideBurnyskullface
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    Guys i am worried we made all the jokes.

    • 173
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    CountMackularosethoSTOTLEVaguelyFunnyDanAD7863LollyramzlosdrogasiamWillemDafoe
    • 77
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    CountMackularosethonicolpirowAD7863Lollyramzohdianaathe_kizzleu_jellicent
    tastefactorymichael_raphone
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    This oatmeal is too hot. I hope that means there is a blonde girl in my bed.

    • 180
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    botandyCountMackulaapostrophebeatstnylgnjefftminstontayloraprewittRoy_GeeBivSideBurny
    • 56
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    CountMackulasnickerszLovERoy_GeeBivofwgfurrburgersspace_cultwhokilledjamalPaulWintergreen__EddyCastles
    NottaBigDealCooperDoog________
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    *A montage where I don't get any better over time*

    • 164
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    benniferjoyersbotandyCountMackulaluluevelinathejakeshenryfroghammerFourEyedQueefcackle_hag
    • 70
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    benniferjoyerscharmaineftwwellthisisgreatKaptainshitshowTheCuteSpookmeat_tornado__emma_hart__Boobsberkeley
    Mickey_McCauley
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    Hey I recognize that knife! -Bad things to say in court

    • 173
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    nojiveturkeyhellobaphomet____dog_smellbotandyCountMackulameat_tornado_tnylgnjefftminston
    • 52
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    botandyCountMackulaWeldonWasTaken____mitnichtenmissyokiefischycaitieehBigfish1960TessAguiar
  • Kingsroc
      Yung Fly @Kingsroc

    I've never been to a group protest but we're all pretty mean to this one girl at work so its pretty much the same thing.

    • 169
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    botandyberry00veryCountMackulayouturnmejonapostrophebeatstnylgnSideBurnyCocaine_Dealer____
    • 34
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    CountMackulaapostrophebeatskitzahphrenicHughhh_shy_bonerkwareingradpepperLwhittenhart
    OhDuarte
@Kingsroc

@Kingsroc

I am a Cyber Goth with Horny Feelings.