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HEY GUYS! Wanna get me a birthday present? Then all you gotta do is RT this! I wanna see how many I can get on my birthday. :D #twitterwhore
99% of furries won't be brave enough to retweet this
If you go through the blue portal, you come out the orange one. #Portal2Spoilers
"Friends with benefits" is kind of a silly term. All of my friends come with benefits: smiles, laughter, fun times.
Before anyone votes for Romney, they should be required to call up a gay person they know and explain how they don't deserve equal rights.
RT if meow meow meow
Do not RT. Don't you even.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔My Little Pony
RT if you're thankful for all your great #furry friends this Thanksgiving.
"I like every kind of music except country" -teens who are into hip-hop, classical, barbershop quartets, celtic music, big band, and chants.
if you're ever feeling powerless just pick up the nearest pencil or something and realize you just won a tug-of-war with the PLANET.
"Wow, you guys know how to party" --pizza guy in response to fursuits
People who abuse dogs make me disproportionately angry compared to other evil people because dogs literally just want to love you.
Binders full of SUCK IT
WE BUILT THIS KITTY. WE BUILT THIS KITTY ON PURRS AND MEOWS
Aw man, if you get retweeted 100+ times you get a little thingy on your tweet? :O #iwant #grabbypaws
When a furry says "Damn coons always stealing my things!" it's cute and silly. When a normal person says it, it's terribly racist.
Your password should contain one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, one digit, one special character, and ＴＨＥ ＳＣＲＥＡＭＳ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＭＮＥＤ
#redsoxkitty #showerkitty #hashtagkitty Roommate to my number one fenn-bro @Blarion. I write code and think about words a lot. I'm that cat from the twitter.