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Sorry if you're blind now, but you shouldn't have been watching the elevator security camera as I hiked my dress to adjust my undies.
Occasionally I regret not having children. But not today, thanks to Screechy McWherethefuckareyourparents over there.
Ever see a cat fly? If you sneeze loud enough, guarantee yours will launch itself over two sofas and a TV.
House is clean.
CleanER.
Okay, parts are more like clean-ish, but I've had enough, thank you very much.
CleanER.
Okay, parts are more like clean-ish, but I've had enough, thank you very much.
Is there a way to unfriend family on Facebook without it adversely affecting your haul at birthdays and Christmas?
Just found out that leather is a suitable third-anniversary gift.
So... Do ass-less chaps say "I love you" loud enough?
So... Do ass-less chaps say "I love you" loud enough?
It's so much easier to recover from two very busy days and two very late alcohol-fueled nights when you're in your 20s.
Also, ouch.
Also, ouch.
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Funny. When you really consider 1970s fabrics, it's amazing more people didn't go up in flames while lighting the fondue burner.
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Jabba the Hutt is hot for Leah, and oh man I don't even want to think about the mechanics of that.
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Not sure why I got this padded bra. But if I'm flying & the plane needs to make an emergency landing, it will serve as a flotation device.
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Finally did that employee evaluation. I swear you've never seen so much creative shoveling on five little pages.
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Just paid $4 for a shitty cup of coffee. You'd think for that price they'd throw in a little toe-curling action or something.
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