.@red_velvet91 can I charge spammers a fee to message my inboxen? I'd go for that.

RT @snipeyhead: Oh. My. God. Samuel L. Jackson did the narration for "Go the fuck to sleep": http://bit.ly/j5AjhW - God does exist!

@gpie2000 what about drop and roll?

@dirty_snowflake congrats!

@red_velvet91 yay!

@mrgames2 happy Easter to you!

@mrgames2 thank you. I hope your dad is feeling better soon

next up, clearing off the nightstands... oh, my glamourous life...

RT @fallenpegasus: People, again, seem to be surprised, shocked, & outraged that the new Pope is Catholic.

@red_velvet91 B and speak to management.

@mrgames2 I want to favorite all of these for later listening!

The raise that goes with it is ok, too :)

Crispy beef and broccoli with rice. Need a cup of tea and later ice cream. Miss hibachi restaurant, but not in budget :(

@red_velvet91 I don't think our house has been in order since we moved in. In 1991.

Wishing everyone a Christmas filled with happy memories!

@mrgames2 thank you, sir. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas! :)

@red_velvet91 no, no... @corum doesn't usually set foot in a mall between Thanksgiving and New Year's. Sometimes Groundhog Day.

@red_velvet91 :)

I get to go home now :)

boy asked me to play chess with him :)