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"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'" ~Robin Tyler
We still teach "Don't get raped." when we should be teaching "Don't rape."
"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing. "
Can I get a retweet purely because I'm bored?
If I were an axolotl,I'd be all like, "Yeah, I'm kind of a fish, but I'm also kind of a lizard, and I'm fuckin' walkin' here, bitches!"
I don't care what you do or don't believe in, if you are good and kind and do your best, I believe in you. :-) xxx
I was going to say something clever, but it was too long and I can't cut it down, so just laugh, ok?
Bit lonely. The deep in the heart kind that can't be solved by simply having someone around.
Every time two bus drivers wave to each other, an angel gets a lovely bowl of cheesy pumpkin soup!
Saying "repost this if you are against bullying, I bet most of you won't" is a form of bullting. Stop that shit! It's not cool!
YOU CANNOT "GOODIFICATE" NOR "GOODIFY" THINGS!!!
That last tweet was exactly 140 characters, for those playing at home.
I wish I could cry when I need to rather than slowly stew in the aching desire for release, bound by misery.
You know if you favorite my tweets, I'm gonna go right ahead and presume you're in love with me.
Need some love. And a pet triceratops. Mostly love.
Got a girl pregnant. Oh wait, that wasn't me. Carry on.
Some of you people will retweet anything. You know who you are.
"Sometimes quotes on the internet are just made up on the spot"- Abraham Lincoln.
I like dinosaurs even though I can only name 4. I swear but only if it's really funny. Learning Japanese slowly. 私はねこです。Probable inventor of the cocktopus.