My avi is not a fake its a temporary:/

Lmao! No wonder those damn birds walk so funny! Ima JD kinda girl hope thats ok.shit after a few shots ill be talkn like a pirate whethe ...

Attn ppl who tweet about themselves masturbating.what do u masturbate to?plz reply in graphic detail...please,thank you

I thought favstar was broken but i guess its just my POS phone ur very welcome ur hilarious just thouit u should kno

You know youve got issue when even the spam/ads unfollow you:/

HEYASSHOLE! If your gonna toss my salad at least use lowfat dressing! The nerve of some people

@bigbadblake also showing your ass.dont forget about showing your ass

Fave wakeup song,wakethefuckup by korn,fave pumpup song jumpthefuckup by soulfly fave thing to say to bitchy coworker shutthefuckup!

Your a funny guy like pic as well ,wink.

Holy shit! Whoomp there it is! Is on,oh how i long for a big ol black girl booty instead of a tiny white girl hiney.whoomp there it isnt

My last tweet was a lil dramatized, im really not that scary...unless your into that sorta thing if so DM me:D

@fraufickendammt yyyeeeessss! Oops i just spit on myself:p

@scott_lovejoy ha ha the lavender an chamomile scented are very relaxing with long hot bubble baths

I cant favstar from my phone but im going to retweet the everlovin fuckshit outta everything!

Hi to all my lil cheezballs! I want to thank all my followers for taking the risk knowing it would be a crapshoot,hugs an kisses to all

@scott_lovejoy lol ur willing to take one for the team an look past it huh?

@scott_lovejoy nothin warrants a complex more like havin tiny ankles.. I feel rejected

Im gona DM u 1 by 1 an tell how much i like ur tweets better than the others...mwahaha

My phone blows i dont even kno if ppl r gettin their stars when i favorite their tweets, so im gona be fair antelluall i favorite ur tweets~

Im gonna pull a ladygaga when she calls her followers her lil monster but u guys will be more affectionately known as my lil cheezballs