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The gay community would never destroy our social fabric, they would take that fabric and make something fabulous.
Don't mock us with your bullshit 'Max strength' cold and flu meds, we remember pseudo-ephedrine.
Can't wait for #theridges tribal council where Jamie gets confused and votes herself off the island.
Mediaworks have asked Dominic Bowden to talk to the receivers. With his pauses, they'll be in negotiation until at least Christmas.
You haven't seen uptight, finicky, fussy, hyper, anal, OCD and stressed until you've seen a cyclist prepare for a race.
Her: "It contains sex scenes, it might be good."
Me: "Yeah, but it's New Zealand sex scenes."
I had to explain to a tourist that Palmerston North wasn't destroyed in an earthquake. It just looks a bit shit.
I'd like to register my interest to buy shares in gay marriage.
#theblocknz drinking game. Go into the other room and drink a bottle of whiskey when your wife watches it.
I invented a word "Jundies." When a girl's jean shorts are so small, they're basically undies.
Me: Would you rather a husband who mows the lawns every week or fun, slightly crazy me?
Her: You could mow the lawns wearing a funny hat.
Non-rugby tweet. Please RT.
After the 'Osama's body in the ocean' fiasco, I'm struggling to believe Chris Dorner's body was burnt in a log cabin.
I have no idea what #TEDxAkl is, but judging from twitter, it's a bad quotes conference.
Gay marriage is a lot like chocolate biscuits.
I like chocolate biscuits.
If I wanted to be yelled at, I'd stay home and watch Harvey Norman ads.