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The gay community would never destroy our social fabric, they would take that fabric and make something fabulous.
Don't mock us with your bullshit 'Max strength' cold and flu meds, we remember pseudo-ephedrine.
Can't wait for #theridges tribal council where Jamie gets confused and votes herself off the island.
Dear men ringing up talkback saying that women shouldn't breast feed in public, don't.
Mediaworks have asked Dominic Bowden to talk to the receivers. With his pauses, they'll be in negotiation until at least Christmas.
Be nice to a human today, there's enough hate around the world already.
They said having a Brazilian would help me score. They have 11 Brazilians and it doesn't seem to helping them.
You haven't seen uptight, finicky, fussy, hyper, anal, OCD and stressed until you've seen a cyclist prepare for a race.
Her: "It contains sex scenes, it might be good."
Me: "Yeah, but it's New Zealand sex scenes."
I had to explain to a tourist that Palmerston North wasn't destroyed in an earthquake. It just looks a bit shit.
I'd like to register my interest to buy shares in gay marriage.
#theblocknz drinking game. Go into the other room and drink a bottle of whiskey when your wife watches it.
Rock stars can wake up one morning and think "Fuck it, today I'll wear a dress and fabulous make-up." Electricians, not so much.
I invented a word "Jundies." When a girl's jean shorts are so small, they're basically undies.
Me: Would you rather a husband who mows the lawns every week or fun, slightly crazy me?
Her: You could mow the lawns wearing a funny hat.
Non-rugby tweet. Please RT.