@kateharding I had a friend whose dog ate the dog training book they bought.

Got startled and terrified by a reflection of my own hand. I'm turning into my cat. #fb

@feministajones Oh no, white female teen would be patted on the head for the mistake 'cause she's not smart enough to plot. #StupidFolk

Via @neilhimself 5,000 books of the #ows library destroyed. http://t.co/3Q96zkNc #fb

Holy son of a bitch I almost got outsmarted by a freaking oscillating fan. #ConqueringHero #FirstWorldProblems #fb

@feministajones You should talk to @theambershow. #headshots #nyc

@wendiaarons Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of germs I will fear no orca...

@suebob @maggie I was going to go with HOW re: the sink but, sure, WHY is good, too.

@ceceolisa @feministajones When any sized woman over the age of 28 has preferences she's PICKY. #TalkLikeSex

@wendiaarons Your kids and my dog would love each other.

@suebob I like to go for a limited run wallow followed by action.

@wendiaarons @jenannhall This is proof that they're so off the wall even an algorithm doesn't know where the fuck to put them.

@schmutzie Dogs, my dog, performing, TV, having written

Just read the most amazing phrase, "driven by her sympathy for discarded objects." #fb

@spencerlenox It's a local holiday called Patriots Day so that opens it up to a lot of kinds of assholes.

Here's a place you can see the last place a runner checked in at the Boston Marathon.
 http://raceday.baa.org/individual.html  via @theambershow

Just binged on these @ltymshow Meet the Cast Entries. You need to see this show!  http://www.listentoyourmothershow.com/oklahomacity/  cc: @mistikae

@wendiaarons Just tell them it was Cocoon. Every time.

@leahbonnema Oh, now, let's not rush to judgement on that.

@wendiaarons Yes you will. Blog doesn't just write itself. Needs content. Coooooonnnteeeeeeeent. Meow.