@justaboutglad #AwkwardSituations When you're on your 7th Furkel and no one laughs anymore when you say "Did I do that?"

@grcory Generally speaking, the people who don't "get" @robdelaney are Coors Lite shareholders and Dutch meat tycoons.

@electropirate Enid Blyton was played by Helena Bonham Carter, so I'm inclined to love her books equally.

@natstev Way cuter! I just don't know that I've seen you smiling like that before - it's nice :)

@susiemcdonnell Smart!

@laurenarankin @iamenidcoleslaw @josecanseco Responding to a sexual assault allegation with a hostile act against a woman? WTF?

@iamenidcoleslaw More like can't-waiter!

@oldmanweldon That and "May we sell you your penis?"

@natstev I'm sorry you worried, but I also appreciate it. You were one of the people I wondered about while I was gone.

@glenna_opt Mmmmmm... strawberry crepes and predictive urine.

@artcondee I can't.

@justaboutglad Your Street Fighter and Dead Kennedy's references will get you everywhere.

@booteeking @briannemullen Is that from the History Channel special where they reconstructed what Jesus would have looked like?

@sarahjla It makes me think how the Kryptonian Senate was filled with climate change deniers until it was too late.

@artcondee Fuck people, man. They're always like "I've got all this semen, help me figure out what to do with it!"

@foureyedqueef I can't figure out why you would do this.