Maybe they will find a cure for cancer while looking for a way to make acne better

CUT!!! where is my stand in? I dont wanna play this part of my life

I'm a Twisted individual so dont fuck with me ...

Am I the only one who circles Curse words in the crossword puzzle.

you can't fix stupid... but Smith and Wesson came awful close

Did you know that "Dammit Im Mad" is same when spelled backwards

Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.

I would love to disappear in to the darkness

My mind is a warped place to be

When you love someone you do stupid things just to see them smile

if you fart in public and someone looks at you funny just say "Sorry, the asshole behind me is talking shit again."

When I was a kid there wasnt no damn ADHD it was just us being bad like a kid ..

Damn just got Kinect and being able to stop and pause a netflix movie by talking is sick

I swear people talk so much shit they should be a plummer

Sometimes i wonder If i drink enough will i act like all Johnny Depps characters rolled in to one

Practice safe sex .. loosing up the ropes enough for her wrist to breath

This is some Bullshit ...

I am losing my mind with out you here. You should come spend some time with me.

shout out to the ones who star my tweets

You know you a drunk when you have one them lil fridges in your bathroom full of beer