Those who criticize Twitter as a useless social networking platform underestimate the power of a kind word, even between complete strangers.

Really do not understand all this "bad boy" appeal. I get serious lady wood for nice gentleman.

For artists there's Tumblr. For students there's Facebook. For the socially deprived, alcoholic and grammar conscious there's Twitter.

Why not go out on a limb, isn't that where the fruit is?

Dear Men,
Open a door and my heart skips a beat. Pull out my chair and my knees go weak. Offer your coat and I'll want you under my sheets.

Grand romantic gestures on the big screen make modern women tear up while romantic gestures in reality are scoffed; Feminism killed chivalry

When girls say "scars are sexy" they mean from battle wounds not acne.

I'm not the only one who hugs books after they've finished reading them right? Right you guys? You guys?

Why is it that we only seem to believe the negative things people have to say about us no matter how much evidence there is to the contrary?

More can be said with silence than with shouting.

I'm on this new diet called My-uterus-lining-is-falling-out-and-I-want-to-punch-everyone-in-the-face. It does wonders for my self esteem.

Just read a sticker, "Gas sucks, ride a bike!" on the back of an SUV. Hopefully the owner didn't see me put it there.

Wouldnt be surprised if "Satan" actually turned out to be the first woman that ever turned God away; it would explain a lot.

The day my head becomes bigger than my heart is the day I no longer have a Twitter account; "Elite" is a concept created by the ego driven.

Tonight I'm going to sleep in the middle of my bed, spread eagle, because I fucking can. #ThugLife

Twitter crushes are real you guys.

It never ceases to amaze me how self entitled younger generations feel, as if everyone around them should feel blessed that they exist.

Seeing Avis that are 75% or more of a woman's chest makes me want to hug all the girls I coach so they know they are loved.

Part of society's problem is that when things are not "as they should be" people too quickly assume that something must be wrong.

I'm not above starring my own tweets.