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Was out of weed, smoked salmon.
One man's lack of deciding is another man's destiny.
I might go blind, we'll see.
I think I speak for all of us when I say that we're all unique individuals.
Anyone else sick of reaching out to complete strangers over the internet?
*hastily cleans the house to create the illusion that I'm doing something constructive with my life.
The logical next step in the 'Fargo/Argo' trilogy is a movie named 'Rgo'.
Oh, how I love all your opinions.
I was stoned all the time, so I figured... geology.
Considering the poles are melting, I expected Poland to be wetter.
Let's have Jesus come back riding a dinosaur, just to fuck with everybody.
Haha, made you think.
Have I told you about my repetitiveness lately?
All together now: lone - li -ness
Let me slip into something a little more freudian.
These seven tips on how to be more articulate work like a motherfucker.
I think I'm ignorant, but what do I know.
I'm even dumber in dutch, if only you guys spoke it.
Why I ever joined this piece of shit website, I will never know.
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So are we still on for 'not in a million years, you creepy fuck'?
Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me. http://t.co/tcJo5v8T
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