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I was stoned all the time, so I figured... geology.
Considering the poles are melting, I expected Poland to be wetter.
Let's have Jesus come back riding a dinosaur, just to fuck with everybody.
Haha, made you think.
Have I told you about my repetitiveness lately?
All together now: lone - li -ness
Let me slip into something a little more freudian.
These seven tips on how to be more articulate work like a motherfucker.
I think I'm ignorant, but what do I know.
I'm even dumber in dutch, if only you guys spoke it.
Why I ever joined this piece of shit website, I will never know.
Please favorite and retweet.
So are we still on for 'not in a million years, you creepy fuck'?
Well plaid, checkered pattern, well plaid.
I need a decent vet for my duck, not some quack.
I think I need a life-threatening disease to re-appreciate everything.
Grab a face and have a seat.
I used to be repetitive, I really miss that, being repetitive.
You sure about that brochure, bro? sure?
Sperm is a joke and the joke's on you.
Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me. http://favstar.fm/users/Kobbejaeger/recent
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