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You sure about that brochure, bro? sure?
Sperm is a joke and the joke's on you.
In case of emergency, break wind.
Oh, nasal spray..
*sneezes out of asshole*
You'd think we all have better things to do, yet here we are.
Apparently, I haven't quite ran out of stupid shit to say.
Yes, I eat jackets for dessert, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
Come over and slap the stupid out of me.
I've never been this happy and delusional.
Goodbye carrots, may you rest in peas.
Gravity, it's beneath me.
Aerial photography, I'm above it.
I just want to make it through life without ever having to ride a tandem bicycle.
The only thing we have in common is that we're nothing alike.
Whenever I miss the ex, I set the gps to 'scream'.
Together we can end horniness.
I would name my koala Lumpur.
Fake gold watches are ausome.
She was the cyanide pill in my survival kit.
I'm learning cantonese, so I can tonese.
Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me. http://favstar.fm/users/Kobbejaeger/recent
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