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These seven tips on how to be more articulate work like a motherfucker.
I think I'm ignorant, but what do I know.
I'm even dumber in dutch, if only you guys spoke it.
Why I ever joined this piece of shit website, I will never know.
Please favorite and retweet.
So are we still on for 'not in a million years, you creepy fuck'?
Well plaid, checkered pattern, well plaid.
I need a decent vet for my duck, not some quack.
I think I need a life-threatening disease to re-appreciate everything.
Grab a face and have a seat.
I used to be repetitive, I really miss that, being repetitive.
You sure about that brochure, bro? sure?
Sperm is a joke and the joke's on you.
In case of emergency, break wind.
Oh, nasal spray..
*sneezes out of asshole*
You'd think we all have better things to do, yet here we are.
Apparently, I haven't quite ran out of stupid shit to say.
Yes, I eat jackets for dessert, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
Come over and slap the stupid out of me.
I've never been this happy and delusional.
Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me. http://favstar.fm/users/Kobbejaeger/recent
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