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My Valentine's day gift every year is my pooper.
I want to make poop biscuits on Justin Biebers hairless chest.
RT if you're not a racist.
I think Ke$ha is what happens when you don't treat your STD.
I have so many boyfriends on Xbox live!
Who wants to come clean my room in a completely non sexual way?
A hoodie is to blame for Trayvon Martins murder? At least they aren't blaming the white dude behind the gun. That would be outrageous.
Siri, what's Myspace?
This debate is the scariest shit I've ever seen. #HappyHalloween #TweetThePress
So I've decided to go as a Raging Bitch for Halloween. Costume wont cost a thing, just ask my boyfriend.
I almost tweeted a picture of my awesome nail polish, but then I remembered people don't like that, so you're welcome!!
"If there was ever a time to shut up, all the time would be that time." - an abusive husband to his wife?
Its so hot tonight my sweat glistening on my full breasts. Haha guys! just kidding, I don't have any boobies.