My Valentine's day gift every year is my pooper.

I want to make poop biscuits on Justin Biebers hairless chest.

RT if you're not a racist.

I think Ke$ha is what happens when you don't treat your STD.

@jonaspolsky @yoyoha when I get home I'm gonna punch my dog in the face.

I have so many boyfriends on Xbox live!

Who wants to come clean my room in a completely non sexual way?

Quantum fetus.

@brad_spitts *hug for you*

@rayke then I hope you're always in danger of dying.

A hoodie is to blame for Trayvon Martins murder? At least they aren't blaming the white dude behind the gun. That would be outrageous.

Siri, what's Myspace?

.@kimkardashian you are a slave owner. Thoughts?

This debate is the scariest shit I've ever seen. #HappyHalloween #TweetThePress

So I've decided to go as a Raging Bitch for Halloween. Costume wont cost a thing, just ask my boyfriend.

I almost tweeted a picture of my awesome nail polish, but then I remembered people don't like that, so you're welcome!!

"If there was ever a time to shut up, all the time would be that time." - an abusive husband to his wife?

@stevehuff "its ok to stuff my junk in your box right?"- #TweetsFromaJunkCollectorWhoDoesntUnderstandDoubleEntendres"

Its so hot tonight my sweat glistening on my full breasts. Haha guys! just kidding, I don't have any boobies.

WATCH THIS FOR REEEEAALZZZ!!! RT"@allthingsbrody: Cleaning up MY valley one punk druggie at a time. #positive :) http://t.co/EwesD8w"