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Wait, don't the 49ers all have lights on their helmets?
I want Cee-Lo Green to show up on Sesame Street and sing a song about politeness called "Thank You!"
I'M CAPTAIN BASCH VON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA! DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES PLS RT #FF12
Isn't attacking Big Bird an instant failure on the Voight-Kampf test?
Enterprise engine room. Bottle of Tide manifests within warp core. Geordi removes VISOR, sheds a single tear. #RejectedTideAdCampaigns
People who masturbate satyrs are panhandlers. #terriblepun
Tom Selleck can detach his mustache and throw it like a boomerang. #TomSellecksMustache
I'm going to pretend that Hippie NASA Dude is Jim Henson. #Curiosity
Sleep is clawing at me with its velvet-scented talons, and so off I go to submit to its strange demands. #tfgtb
Gamermom teaching her kids Pattycake with the Konami Code
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