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Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up real nice"
They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom jumped on one back in '72...
My ancestors and I have all enjoyed being white.
Know your place in society, folks.
I just tried to watch myself blink in the mirror but then realized I couldn't. #fuckinstoners
I wonder what causes a human to feel as if they need a feeling of bonding between one another. But fuck that, back to my ice cream & tears.
The worst part is when I'm on here I feel my IQ drop.
National gimp day ... I'd totally dress up if I had a Dominatrix ... or uh, if a Dominatrix had me ...
I spent too much time on the toilet reading Twitter while my shower was on and now the water is cold #firstworldpains
When I turn 69, I'm just going to sit and laugh for an entire year.
Eastern European infatuated American communist. Free thinker and intellectual. Entry level technician training for BMW