Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up real nice"

Pass Me Some Leaves @onlyastoner http://t.co/BA0tm3KH

They used to be called Jumpolines until your mom jumped on one back in '72...

My ancestors and I have all enjoyed being white.

Know your place in society, folks.

@cocaine_dealer http://t.co/tZ3umhvq

I just tried to watch myself blink in the mirror but then realized I couldn't. #fuckinstoners

I wonder what causes a human to feel as if they need a feeling of bonding between one another. But fuck that, back to my ice cream & tears.

@ghetto_trophy sext: the window is open

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @onlyastoner! LET'S KICK OVER SOME GARBAGE CANS N SHIT!

#surroundedbyspies @onlyastoner http://t.co/cZ8IozT

The worst part is when I'm on here I feel my IQ drop.

Lizzuh face

Heil Hitler.

National gimp day ... I'd totally dress up if I had a Dominatrix ... or uh, if a Dominatrix had me ...

I spent too much time on the toilet reading Twitter while my shower was on and now the water is cold #firstworldpains

When I was a kid I always hung out with @cocaine_dealer and @liquorface in @sick_humor 's basement

Nazi Cat @cocaine_dealer http://t.co/Rg1i4Gr1

@craprine nigger jiggaboo dot head cab nigger camel jockey white trash chink gook spic wetback beaner mick wop kraut frenchman

When I turn 69, I'm just going to sit and laugh for an entire year.