When I was 12 I thought destiny's child jumpin jumpin said "and they cock is full grown" my dad, the pastor, beat me when I sang it

White people problems RT @7jon: My mom won't let us freeze my dog's DNA

Someone is BLASTING miley cyrus in the ghetto tonight. #forreal

I'm 25. I can live out of a clothes basket if I want. Fuck these hangers

I want to eat Tom Hardy out to @floptina_legend 's Dirty

Britney Spears totally ripped off @raptorwrath http://t.co/8bmGsMMV

"@sexidance: WHERE THE BLACKS AT?" On Twitter. Makin up shit about puerto ricans.

Dumbest thing i've ever read RT @simoncurtis: If you support this remix you might dupe the label into thinking this is what we want from 8

Stay calm look at my penis. RT @theheartquake: swear I'm talking to the stupidest customer service agent of all time rn

@7jon my daddy died 3 weeks ago

Yeah! *hiccup*

I got nipples that don't stop. For anything.

@chrswith1eye aerosmith is like sabi. Britney found them and tried to help them bc she's an angel but no one cared.

Everyone has followers they text and really like. I'm glad mine are @theheartquake @moitier_fou @whitekid_wasted they're all in my will

Ay yo you left your crack pipe here RT @theheartquake: I swear to God I just saw Janice Dickinson takin a pic with Elmo

@whitekid_wasted aw he's a retard then

@sweet_tiff4prez @whitekid_wasted can you imagine what he would instagram? "This is my sister fucking the mailman"

Taylor Swift's new song is something Avril Lavinge aborted when her dad knocked her up at 12.

My life is a dilemma RT @7jon: I'm having a DILEMMA

Godney forgive him @whitekid_wasted: the Flop Fertilizer Tour killed her career RT @mitchwilson_
#FemmeFatale era finished last year LetItGo

Im a twitter slut. I'm a slitter. No that's too Demi lavato. I'm just a slut