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If you don't put potato chips on your sandwich, you're not living life properly
My cousin just sent me a picture of her rats balls with googly eyes on them. This is my family.
Dropped my phone and the home button fell out, go to pick up the button and slam my fucking head on the desk
I don't know who thought "lets kill this pig, skin it, stitch the skin together and make a ball", but I love them for it.
Hey guys: fist pumping is NEVER ok
Remember when you were little and you would push on your eyeballs for the best light show ever? Bringing it back. Free entertainment.
When I die, I want my ashes spread out at the Franzia factory.
body double for Shaquille O'Neal
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