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Story time: In 3rd grade I got sent to the principal because I wouldn't stop telling people Shania Twain was my cousin.
The #KimExposedTaylorParty is the first party I've ever wanted to stay at for longer than an hour
Hello I just asked my girlfriend Kelly to marry me and she said yes and now she is my fiancé 😱❤️😍
Girl: Omg we are such a Ross & Rachel
Me: ROSS & RACHEL WERE ACTUALLY VERY UNHEALTHY MONICA & CHANDLER WERE REAL GOALS pic.twitter.com/2jpTu8FAP2
*in meeting*
Boss: Let's get down to business
Me: *whispers* to defeat the Huns
Boss: What?
Me: I said I am on course to meet my goals
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