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You're all pregnant shut up
-puts kneepads, elbow-pads and helmet on- I'm ready to do a sex
Every 20 minutes a child is diagnosed with a mustache.
I hope hell is real so we can all burn in it.
Fuck all your lives.
I'm having phone sex. -shoves phone up my vagina-
#iRespectFemalesTweets This TT's getting me mad but I'ma pretend I'm blind so I can't see it. R E T W E E T if you've ever been mad.
My gay rap: Pussy so wet, call it Niagra. Dick so limp, pop a Viagra.
I'm really jealous that you're an alcoholic. Like, you're so fucking cool. Oh my god.
Lemme see your boobs. I wanna see your boobs. Lemme see your boobs. I wanna see your boobs. Lemme see your boobs. I wanna see your boobs. Le
I hit puberty today!!1!1!11!!!
Herpin' n derpin'
Rap like Lil Wayne... GO! -takes a hit- -ugly laugh- -mumbles- Nigga.
I wanna fucking castrate you.
"Hey, let's go to Starbucks." - Pretentious assholes
We're all fucked.