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This is true. RT @heyitscrystal @kristarulezd00d we are really gay.

@heyitscrystal luv ya babe ~ had fun Xoxo <3 :)

There's nothing cuter than seeing an eldery married couple walking hand in hand aww I think my heart melted a little

Sheep nibbling my ugly hand earlier pic.twitter.com/tT1AtILtBI

I shit so bad when I eat broccoli RT @icze4r I'm eating cheese pizza and broccoli.

Hoo boy this is gonna clean me out.

""Jesus Christ do you ever stop eating" -my dad when he caught me eating brownies and dry cornflakes in the kitchen" - @heyitscrystal

Ugly pic.twitter.com/q0CnUoZQv7

Looking like a pancake RT @amandabynes :D  http://twitpic.com/bzd0ql 

Sexyy RT @beebee880 pic.twitter.com/gImQ2fH1Xa

I love how she just assumes I'm going to all those places...

Homemade turkey burger and steamed broccoli for dinner. Yummmm pic.twitter.com/Ksr9Ftmf7l

@heyitscrystal when bitches say "we need to talk" it usually means they're breaking up with someone so...?

Omg that looks so fucking gross RT @peaceofclay890 This recipe is just plain wrong. EWW! pic.twitter.com/YlWKClLqYZ

Cleaned the shower with bleach and now I'm having a panic attack because I feel like the fumes are slowly killing me help

It's not like beer taste good. You drink it to get drunk. Plain and simple. Non-alcoholic beer, you're gay.

That's prob like the first thing you ate all year RT @tyrabanks My dad and I ate at Fat Burger last night. Why do I still feel full?

Google how to do a sex move

No, I'm not an alcoholic. Why would you think that? pic.twitter.com/3ziiLtPkvB

@heyitscrystal lmao go to bed